Happy Holloween Douche Bag

I think the death knell has wrung for this bullshit made up holiday. If you dig it your are either under the age of 14 and participating in the profolactic activity that passes for trick or treating or you're looking for an excuse to dress up and get loaded. There's no middle ground anymore. Oh and yes I am a joyless, bitter crumudgeon that resents anyone else who desires to 'have fun'. That aside, have fun, dress up in your fleeting ironic costume, get wasted; wake up tomorrow clean the vomit off and go to work and forget about the holiday until October 1st next year. At least there's cheap shitty candy on sale at Walgreens. Enjoy pretending and living a fantasy little life for a night because your too damn scared to really live an interesting life. Fuck you! Whew, I really need a drink.