Governor: the Sequel

My God what a gorgeous man! The only thing that could make this more fallic is a banana in one hand and a barber pole next to the Washington monument in the background. Sweet zombie Jesus I haven't seen a depiction of purebred teutonic virility since the Leni Riefenstahl film "Goebbels: An Aryan Cock for Victory." It's actually possible to be impregnated by looking at this picture too long. That's your governor California. I knew there was reason I had disdain for SoCal. Don't get me wrong. I loved the Terminator, Commando. eh Twins, not so much. But everyone knows that sequels suck. Governor2:Full Term should be a brilliant spectacle full of all the high budget effects, big name stars and plenty of trailers. Unfortunately, much like Arnies movie career, it may be a little thin on the writing. But Hey, that never mattered much. He looks so good on that horse how can he not be the big dick swinging take charge governor that California needs. I think his campaign platform should focus on his promise not to make movies while in office. Somthing like-Schwarzenegger in '06 in theatres in '10. It could be more of a threat. "If I lose, I'll start making movies again"! That's a double edged sword. All the neglected California republican action film buffs have been hard up since Arnie went into politics. Their starving for a 'Schwarzenegger v. the entire Middle East' flick. Bullets and grenades flying, dead brown people all around, evil God and America hating terrorists in pieces, and Arnie dropping the on liners in between turning Muslims into blood sprinklers. There hasn't been a good Goddamn movie to come out of hollywood in a decade, what with Chuck doin' Walker on the TV and Stallone turnin' into a girl. It would also work against those of refined sensibilities who 'view cinema' instead of watching movies. Would four more years of the Governator be worth it if only to prolong the release of Junior2, or the sequel to True Lies, True Truth? California can't be any more messed up can it? At least there will be plenty of time to stew on it. Just like any big blockbuster, the trailers start now but it won't be in theatres for a year